Accountant – Male friend from college who I once had a crush on. He is very intelligent and funny and likes to run. We’re talking marathons, kids. Things are turning from friends to more… so stay tuned…
Athletic Trainer – Much older ex-boyfriend person. Is, as his name suggests, an athletic trainer. Quite handsome and intriguing. Also quite infuriating. Reminds me of the “Big” character of Sex and The City.
Unofficial – [if you look back in the archives, he is first mentioned as Wine Enthusiast, the name changed as the relationship evolved] Amazing, charming and sometimes frustrating man I was dating. Made me giggle and blush like a teenager. We used to like him. A lot. .
Mrs. Gump – An amazing friend from college who I hardly EVER see. We seriously go years without seeing each other but remain the best of friends. She is just as snarky and whitty as yours truly and is in the process of planning her wedding to Mr. Gump.
Care Bear – One of the loves of my life. A ridiculously fantastic friend from law school who I love with all my heart. She is very sweet and giggly and silly. Think Carrie from Sex and The City but without all the drama. Be warned: she’s a squealer.
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Fake Big Sis- A driven and talented woman who has taken me under her wing and is basically like my big sister. FBS can be a bad influence as she is as much of a fan of Grey Goose as I am and has a penchant for dancing after a few. FBS literally looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. I love it.
Irish Teacher – Sweet and somewhat naive friend who teaches the 4th grade. She can handle her alcohol like all good Irish women, but with men tends to be a bit innocent. Would do anything for her friends and family.
Audrey Hepburn – [previously referred to as Manager M] Woman I work with who I have become very good friends with. She is part of management and therefore it makes our friendship slightly difficult with all the whiny brats around. She is classic and classy. Loves all things Tiffany’s and believes in doing things the right way all the time. Similar in attitude and whit to me which makes her fabulous, of course.
RockStar – Good friend I work with who is quasi management. She has the driest sense of humor and loves to drink man drinks. This is what makes her a RockStar.
Roommate – Exactly as the name implies, this is my roommate. She’s very young and immature for her age. Isn’t so considerate and basically makes me want to pull my hair out.
High School Ex – My first real boyfriend ever. We dated when I was 16 and he was 18. Through it all we’ve become good friends and he is soon getting married, to someone I’ve never met. He’s your atypical dumb male. We love him though.
