Accountant – My adorable, brilliant, child-like boyfriend. We live together with my cat. He was a friend from college who I once had a crush on. He is very intelligent and funny and likes to run. We’re talking marathons, kids.

 

Athletic Trainer – Much older ex-boyfriend person. Is, as his name suggests, an athletic trainer. Quite handsome and intriguing. Also quite infuriating. Reminds me of the “Big” character of Sex and The City.

 

Unofficial -Person I dated prior to Accountant.

 

Mrs. Gump – An amazing friend from college . She is just as snarky and whitty as yours truly. Married to Mr. Gump and expecting their first Baby Gump.

 

Care Bear – One of the loves of my life. A ridiculously fantastic friend from law school who I love with all my heart. She is very sweet and giggly and silly. Think Carrie from Sex and The City but without all the drama. Be warned: she’s a squealer.

 

<
Fake Big Sis- A driven and talented woman who has taken me under her wing and is basically like my big sister. FBS can be a bad influence as she is as much of a fan of Grey Goose as I am and has a penchant for dancing after a few. FBS literally looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. I love it.

 

High School Ex – My first real boyfriend ever. We dated when I was 16 and he was 18. Through it all we’ve become good friends and he is soon getting married, to someone I’ve never met. He’s your atypical dumb male. We love him though.