1. I got the night off tonight! Wahoo! Really, all that means is that we are so slooooow that they needed to cut people and I volunteered! New plans for the night: pack, load jeep up, drive to Dorchester, run along the beach in Southie, unload car, unpack boxes, shower, see Unofficial (I think/hope). Yay! So much better than waitressing.
2. There are few things better than hot firemen in uniform… Hot landscapers do qualify, however. I love this time of year because of all the hot young landscapers everywhere… and it continues until October!! Yay eye candy!
3. I just had the strangest experience in take-out food ever. I have a small thing for D’angelos subs. I’ve been eating them since I was an itty-bitty and I love them! So, I call them up to put in an order to go. The guy fumbles around and then asks my name.
Me: “Snarky.”
D’angelos Dude: “Excuse me?”
Me: “SNARKY”
DD: “You don’t SOUND like a Snarky.”
Me: “Well, my name is Snarky.”
DD: “Oh, ok what can I get you…”
Me: “Medium italian with lettuce, tomato, onion, extra pickles and oil and vinegar.”
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I go to pick up the sandwich:
Me: “Hi, I’m picking up for Snarky.”
DD: “Uh… oh… uh… one sec… [seriously flustered]…”
DD then goes and looks at my sandwich, says to his co-worker “I don’t think you gave her enough pickles.” He then, while giving me these strange looks, gets a little container to put even more pickles in. I believe this was his way of flirting… I’m not sure though. He was weird and trying to be tough with his coworker all while giving me these looks.
I felt uncomfortable. Very. Uncomfortable.
